Holstering

I was recently watching porn, as I am wont to do, and I was viewing a tasteful presentation of a bunch of dudes gangbanging a chick. During one scene, two guys were DPing the chick with one guy lying under the girl and the other guy on top. The guy on top was having a grand ol' time. The guy on the bottom, however, was not.

They kept fucking for a bit before the guy on the bottom pipes up with, "Dude, your balls."

"Oh, sorry bro." came the reply, and the guy on top reached down, grabbed his balls, pulled them up over his cock, and returned to pounding his splayed princess.

Chris and I got to thinking, what would you call that? We spent a good chunk of our drunken time in Kelowna thinking about it, along with some help from Dan. Finally, we had our answer.

I submit to you a brand new addition to the dictionary: Holstering. The act of pulling up your balls during DP to avoid slapping against the other dude.

Spread the word.